Hi, I’m Chris Blankenship, the guy whose website this is. I mainly post my rants on music, technology, or whatever else is on my mind here, but you can also check out my resume, music, and list of various projects.

I graduated from the University of Mary Washington in May 2019 with a Bachelors Degree in Computer Science, previously played Bass for Skumboyz, and currently play Bass in Toxitolerant. I was also ordained with the Church of the SubGenius in May 2014 (praise “Bob”) and with the Universal Life Church Monastery in June 2015, so I have that whole legally ordained minister thing going for me too.

Send all inquires related to booking my band or hiring me for freelance tech work through the forum below. Send all hate mail to /dev/null.